🚨💥BREAKING: DISCORD JUST GOT HACKED—70,000 GOVT IDs JACKED!💥🚨 Bro, imagine logging into Discord to drop some sick memes and then BOOM 💣: your government ID is out there like it's auditioning for America’s Next Top Model! 🥵 Talk about a glow up, but in the cringe way. According to our "leaked" source, a Discord developer said, “We just wanted to keep the grown-ups in the server 🧔👩‍🦰, but now we got hackers playing peek-a-boo with IDs. This is fine 🤡.” Meanwhile, hackers are out here treating these IDs like they’re freakin’ Pokémon cards! Gotta catch ‘em all! 📸💳 For context, Discord is like, “Hey fam, we need your ID to verify your age.” Since when did proving your age require a selfie that somehow makes you look 100 years younger? 😳 "Look, mom, I can play Fortnite AND prove I'm 21!" *Drake Pointing Meme* 🙌 But seriously, this is the PERFECT excuse for Discord users to finally switch to their “new” identities: “Y’know, I’m really hot as ‘David_The_Meme_God69’ but I’m also secretly a 45-year-old accountant named Larry.” 💀 Prediction ALERT: By 2025, we’ll all be using face-swapping avatars for ID verification instead of real IDs. It’s either that or everyone becomes an “age-verified” ancient spirit! 🔮 So, if you see my ID floating around, just know I’m still 21 in spirit. ☀️✨ Share this chaos NOW!🔥💰