🚨👀 BREAKING: Discord just dropped a virtual Hiroshima on users' privacy, and lemme tell ya, it’s looking like 70,000 government IDs are on the floor like they just got Thanos-ed! 💀💥 So, what happened? Well, imagine rolling up to your favorite online hangout and BOOM—your DMV pic is leaked like it’s this year's hottest meme format. 1.5TB of ID pics floating around like unwanted Christmas gifts—thank you, unholy alliance with Zendesk! 🥴🎄 According to Nu Wexler (the spokesperson, who we can all agree has the worst job right now), it's not even Discord's fault, fam! “Totally a third-party thing, bro. We’re just trying to play Among Us here while dodging these extortionists!” 🎭🤡 Sounds like they’re calling Cap, my dude! 👀🔍 Meanwhile, vx-underground, the *real MVPs*, got 2.1 MILLION ID pics in their possession—like they’re giving out season passes to the cringe festival! 🥶👑 In summary: Discord is just the postman who got robbed, but best believe the ultimate stonk move here is to double-check your privacy settings, fam! 🔒🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’re all gonna be using AI-generated IDs where our profiles look like low-budget Marvel characters. 😂💪 #DiscordSnafu #PrivacyWho?