🚨📺 *BREAKING NEWS, FAM! DirecTV's about to turn your screensaver into a freaky AI fiesta!* 🥳💀 Listen up: DirecTV is collabing with AI overlords Glance to drop a hot new feature on your Gemini devices, and y'all are NOT READY. Imagine scrolling through your screensaver and BOOM! There’s a digital doppelgänger of YOU vibing with your pets while shopping for clothes you didn’t even know you needed! 🛍️😱 *This is fine* in every possible way. Yes, you could see your digital twin looking all snazzy in a fit you’d *never wear IRL* while softly reminding you that “You need that new couch, fam!” 🚪🛋️ *Drake's pointing* to that credit card burnout like “YAS!” 😩💸 But here's the kicker: Rajat Wanchoo, Mr. VP of Partnerships at Glance, says they're about turning TV from a *lean-back experience to a lean-in one.* Uh, buddy, we just wanna Netflix and chill, not engage in an existential crisis about our online shopping habits. 🤡🤖 Leaked quote from a developer: "We wanted to make every family moment a potential advertisement. Who knew thousands in therapy would make us richer?" 😂 *Stonks*? 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, your TV's screensaver will start spilling your deepest secrets if you don’t buy the couch. #AIisComingForUs ☠️✨ Share this chaos, or you’ll end up as your own ad! 🤯💥