🚨BREAKING NEWS: A COVERT OPERATION IN THE LAND OF DATA PRIVACY!🚨💼🔥 Hold on to your GDPR compliance manuals, fam! Didomi—a squad from Paris who probably spends more time in cafés than coding—just pulled off an epic power move by snatching up Sourcepoint like it's the last croissant at the brunch buffet 🥐💸. That’s right! They’re stacking up consent like it’s a pyramid scheme for moral superiority. “I was just trying to build a cool app, and now I have to ask for permission to breathe!” said one developer who was definitely not *ahem* “leaking” quotes. 😂💀 In the era of data breaches monthly like they're Netflix seasons, Didomi is here to handle compliance like a pro—oh wait, did I say pro? I meant “highly stressed intern.” 😬 #DataLicenseToChill But for real, they're trying to make consent sexy, and FR FR, the only thing sexy about data privacy is watching your ex’s stonks crash. 📉 So here’s the spice: mark my words, in 2024, we’ll have apps that require consent for you to even unlock your phone. ✋📱 "Sorry, bro, but you have to agree to monthly motivational quotes from your mom before accessing the good memes." 🔥 What’s next, the consent for consent? 🚀✍️ Let the chaos reign, you data warriors! 🥳💻💣