🎮💥 WAKE UP, GAMERS! 🚀 If you’ve been sleeping on *Hades*, it’s time to *SNOOZE ALERT* and get your butts over to Game Pass this weekend—because your life just got a little more 🔥🔥🔥! ✨ That’s right, you can dive into this underworld escapade and pretend you’re a Greek god instead of actually doing your day job 🤡💼. Why grind in the office when you can grind in the afterlife?! But WAIT! There’s more! 📢 Game Pass subscribers are also getting an early taste of *Call of Duty: Black Ops 7* (yep, we went *7* deep). Apparently, the devs were like “Hades? Sounds cool, but have you ever shot someone in the face?” 💀💰 🗣️ Leaked dev quote: “We realized shooting and looting is just more relatable than dodging skeletons and talking to gods. Really, who’s gonna choose *Hades* over headshots?” 💩 LOL, bruh! So, granular existential horror OR pub stomp with your squad? Choose your fighter wisely—nobody wants to be that guy who seethes at their friends for playing the *wrong* game. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, every game will just be a mashup of Greek mythology with military shooters. *Hades vs. COD: Odysseys of War*—bet your Epic Games account on it! 🤖💥 Don’t @ me! Share this for your weekend plans, fam! 🌌👉 #HadesAndGains #GamePassLife