🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS! Dictionary.com just hit "Ctrl + Z" on your vocab game! 💔📚💀 Logophiles everywhere are seething like they just went full pasta mode at Olive Garden! 🍝💀 I mean, who do they think they are? Deleting SAVED WORDS like they’re just old McDonald’s receipts? 😭💩 This is literally the equivalent of a breakup with your dictionary! “It’s not you, it’s your entire logged history of words!” 💔🤡 Sources say some users are now considering starting a new support group: "Words Anonymous," where they can cry over lost favs like “defenestration” and “floccinaucinihilipilification” for hours on end! 😭💌 One dev allegedly exclaimed, "Bro, we thought paying for Dictionary.com was a SAVAGE move, but now we’re just being SAVAGED!" 🤖💸 Another dev was caught giggling in the corner saying, “It's all good - we transitioned you from ad-free to free-for-all! COPE! 😂✨” So what’s the hot take? 🥵🔥 I predict that in 2030, Dictionary.com is gonna launch a new app called “Word Vault,” where you can pay in crypto to save your words like they’re NFTs! 💰💎🚀 #stonks This is fine. Everything’s fine. 😅🔥🔥