🚨 MEGA CHAOS ALERT 🚨 The DHS is *boosting* their surveillance game with some next-level, turbo-charged AI trucks!💥🏎️💨 Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that they want to turn your standard 4x4 into a rolling Big Brother 9000?! 🤖💀 Imagine cruising down the highway with your homies, and BOOM! Your DIY Chevys suddenly become *watchtowers on wheels*! 🚓🔍 “Hey, bro, do you want to take a ride in my new truck?” “Nah fam, I don’t want to be on the *NSA’s TikTok FYP*.” 😂✌️ The DHS is asking companies for proposals to transform these beauties into radar-riddled, camera-crazed monstrosities. No cap, this is the kinda cringe that makes me wanna seethe and cope at the same time. Who needs privacy when you can have surveillance? *Ayo what?* 🤨🧐 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we’re basically just making the trucks that monitor ALL the things. Just think of them like your overly-attentive mom on a road trip!” 🔥🚀 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll have AI trucks that can smell your fear and psychic trucks that warn you about the traffic lights you’re about to ignore. 😱💰 Get ready to be hunted down by a fleet of surveillance trucks that are 100% certified to ruin your day! This is fine. 🤡🔥💔 #Stonks😱