🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: DHS is rolling out their hot new *disturbing* rule—where they’re not just collecting your **data**, but also your *soul*. Yup, you read that right. The Department of Homeland Security is about to turn your entire life into a cringe-inducing biometric buffet! 🍽️👁️🤖 Civil rights experts are like, “This is fine.” but also "WTF?" as they watch the DHS prepare to scoop up *everything* from your virtual fingerprint to your high-pitched voice when you break into song while washing dishes. 🎤✨ *Expert Quote*: “Bro, what’s next? Are they gonna ask for our Spotify playlists too?!” 😂💀 And let's be real, the fact that they’re planning to store this data for your entire “lifecycle” is giving major *big brother is watching you* vibes. It’s almost like they think they’re living in some dystopian fantasy—what’s next, *DHS: The Reality Show*? 📺🔥 But fr fr, as we say goodbye to privacy and hello to “you’ll be hearing from me in 80 years,” we can only predict ONE thing: every biometric data collection tool will have *‘absolutely no cap’* stickers plastered on them by 2025. Buckle up, fam. The future is *cringe*. 🚀✨🔮