🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CALM YOSELVES, DEVS - DFINITY JUST INJECTED CAFFEINE DIRECTLY INTO THE INTERNET’S VEINS! ☕💀🔥 Okay fam, let me break this down. Dfinity thinks the world needs a whopping **5 BILLION** developers. Like, bro, stop trying to make fetch happen. You’re telling me I’m gonna help Grandma code her TikTok dance app? 🤡 You won't even have to use your hands anymore because their **Caffeine AI** does the typing while you sip your pumpkin-spice-codes-r-us latte! ☕💻 LOLOL "We saw all those sad devs, and we thought, 'How can we make coding as easy as suffering through another Zoom call?'" – some Dfinity dev probably! 🤖💬 No cap, if you’re letting an AI write your React code, you better pray it doesn’t send you a cryptic Matrix-style message while waking up 🛌💀. Also, let's be real, this sounds like a plot twist in a sci-fi movie where AI turns all your code into memes. I’m just waiting for my Caffeine AI to make a web app that fetches me snacks because this is FINE, right? 🚀 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we might just end up with apps written exclusively by memes. Welcome to the **Internet of Meme-Things**. Who else is ready for 5 billion devs creating the next viral cat filter? 🌌😼 Share this madness NOW!