🚨💔 STOP THE PRESSES—Dexcom's playing Twister with your health! 🎉🎭 We’ve got a CLASS I recall on their Continuous Glucose Monitor 🤖📉, and it’s spicier than your cousin’s hot takes at Thanksgiving! 🦃🔥 That’s right, fam—56 serious injuries have been reported, and we all know stonks only go up when people are NOT getting injured! 📉💰 So if you’re still rocking one of these glucose gadgets, listen up or risk becoming a meme yourself! 💀🤡 A “leaked” convo between Dexcom devs: 🔊 Dev #1: “What’s the plan for the recall, bro?” 🔊 Dev #2: “Just tell users to wear it like a badge of honor, fr fr! 😎” 🔊 Dev #1: “Bet, let’s put it on TikTok and call it ‘Glucose Gladiators!’” 🚀💪 🔑 TL;DR: If you’re using this tech, it might be time to rethink your life choices. 🤔💭 Your glucose levels are important—don’t let Dexcom’s tech become your final boss in the game of life! 💡👽 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Dexcom will launch a new line of emotional support glucose monitors that literally hug you when your levels drop! “This is fine,” right? 😅🔥 Share or be a cringe lord! ✌️✨