🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Developers are vibin’ and thrivin’ at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and they brought ALL the stonks! 🚀💰 Buckle up, fam, because “vibe coding” is here to obliterate the old school "10x engineer" myth like it’s a meme from 2019 that should’ve died a thousand deaths. 💀 As Lauri Moore from Bessemer and David Cramer from Sentry spill the tea ☕ on the Builder Stage, we’re witnessing the wildest glow-up in coding history—think AI-assisted dev environments and no-code tools that make coding feel like playing *Among Us* with your best frens. 🤡👾 No cap, if you're still hunting for those mythical engineers who can solve NP-complete problems while simultaneously coding in 7 languages, you're just coping at this point. 🤷‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, I’d rather just vibe check my code than deal with legacy systems. This is fine... right?” 🔥🙃 So what’s the ultimate takeaway? Just hire a squad of meme-loving devs who know how to vibe their way through bugs like pros! 😂💾 **Hot Take:** By 2026, every startup will have to use “vibe coding” or face a 50% decrease in investor interest. Buckle up, because soon we’ll be seeing SEAL Team 6 of the tech world—light on the code but heavy on the vibes. *This is fine.* 🌈🔥