🚨🎮 Buckle up, gamers, ‘cause we’re diving headfirst into the *chaotic abyss* that is Nintendo’s next-gen Switch 2. 💥💀 I know, I know—nothing screams “excitement” like a dev crying over slow Game Cards. I mean, c’mon, it’s 2023, not 2003! 🤡 So, this dev, whom we shall name “GetGoodDev,” spilled the tea on Bluesky (seriously, the only place cringier than an Internet Explorer reload) that the *physical Game Cards* for Switch 2 are slower than grandma on dial-up! 🚀💔 He’s saying that they’re so painfully slow that even Jedi couldn’t perform a Force push on them! You want that *Star Wars Outlaws* vibe? Good luck waiting for the game to load while you stare at a loading screen longer than your last relationship. 📅💔 The real scandal? 😱📉 Publishers are like, “Nah fam, we’re out,” and heading for the download abyss instead. 😤💸 Meanwhile, Nintendo is sitting there like the “This is fine” dog, sipping their overpriced coffee while gamers weep over their Card of Cringe. 🤷‍♂️💳 🔥🔥 *HOT TAKE ALERT* 🔥🔥 Give it two years, and the new AAA title will *only* be released as *NFTs* ‘cause physical is *so* last decade. You heard it here first! Stonks? More like stonks went *kaput*! 💰💥 Let’s get this *meme madness* viral, fam! 💪💯 #Switch2Saga 🚀✨