🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: EA just dropped a bombshell that’ll have you saying “wait, what?!” for the next 24 hours! 💥💣 Battlefield 6, aka the game where you simply *stop* looking at your squad and start thinking about life choices, has thrown *Secure Boot* into the mix like it's the extra spicy sauce at a chicken nugget contest 🍗💸. Apparently, if you wanna roll with the virtual homies in open beta, you gotta *triple pledge* your allegiance to EA by enabling this fridge magnet-level security setting 😱. You know, just a small ask—let us run our anti-cheat tools at kernel level and access your entire digital life like it’s a Netflix account 😵‍💫. *This is fine.* ☕️ So, naturally, the internet is losing its God-given mind. Fr fr, I can already picture gamers hitting the escape button harder than their parents hitting the bottle when they aren’t invited for Thanksgiving dinner 🦃🚪. "I honestly thought my PC was on 'Survivor: EA Edition'," says an anonymous dev 🤡. Meanwhile, Christian Buhl is out there flexin’ like it’s just another day on the job 💪. 🔥🚀 Hot take? Soon, we’ll find concert attendees showing up with their PCs to play Battlefield 6 live. "Secure Boot? Nah, we just ran a LAN party in the mosh pit! #BattlefieldCrowd". Buckle up, fam! The gaming world is about to feel more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers! 🐱💥