🚨👾 GATHER 'ROUND, TECH NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE FANS! 🥳💾 So, buckle up buttercups; we’ve got a wild ride of cringe in the world of developer drama! 🎢💀 Our boy Josh Junon just got hit with the *ultimate* 2FA phishing scam—💔💔 like a digital version of stepping on a LEGO in the dark! 😬 What’s that? You thought your npm packages were safe? 😂 Nope! They're more vulnerable than a Millennial in a recession! This guy thought he was a cybersecurity hero, but changed his status to "I've been pwned" faster than you can say "this is fine" 🔥💩. Imagine clicking a link that looked legit—like when you think that E-girl's DM is not a trap. Spoiler alert: it always is! “Like, I thought I was safe with 2FA,” said the recently shaken Junon. “Now my npm packages are as exposed as my Spotify playlists.” 💀🎶 #Cringe And now, we're all sitting on the edge of our seats like it's a Marvel movie waiting for the post-credit scene… 🤯💫 With 2 billion downloads at stake, we’re calling this attack the *npm no-fun zone* 🛑. **Hot take incoming:** I predict by 2025, developers will just start sending phone emojis instead of 2FA codes because it’ll be more secure than their actual passwords. 📲💣💰 #STONKS