🚨🔊 WAKE UP, tech fam! Apple just dropped a bomb in iOS 26 that’s about to change your life… or at least your boredom level! 🤯💥 Imagine this: ✨ developers flexing Apple's local AI models like they're the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕🤤!!! We got Lil Artist generating stories—because who doesn't want a bedtime tale spun from their wildest dreams? (But let's be real, it’s just gonna turn out like a fanfic between Sonic and Shrek 🦸‍♂️🤖). Then, there's MoneyCoach—your new financial guru that’s basically the Jiminy Cricket of your spending habits 😅💰. Stonks? More like, "Stop spending on useless stuff, bro!" 💸💀 And don't forget about F1 race summaries in Lights Out—finally, someone to explain why you should care about cars driving in circles for HOURS. *This is fine* meme incoming while your friend's trying to explain how F1 is "so exciting" 😂🏎️💨. But wait, there’s more! Apple’s devs are whispering sweet nothings like “With great power comes great electricity bills” 💡💸 (leaked quote from a dev, totally not made up). 🔥Prediction Alert: In 2025, all apps will just be called “$tock Down" because we’ve given up on reality and want to invest in virtual cat memes instead! #BasedOrCringe? 🤡🚀