🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Detectify just cranked up the volume on their AppSec music with a glitzy new API scanner! 🎤💻💩 💀🎉 In a world where APIs are leaking like a sieve after a bender, Detectify's new feature promises to put those pesky vulnerabilities on blast and put the "No Cap" back in secure! 🔒💸 Say goodbye to your AppSec team pulling their hair out every time the server goes *BOOM* 💥💻😱 Now 🤔, if only they could also scan for cringe app developers who think "cutting-edge" means using a 10-year-old framework! 🥴📉 Like, fr fr, if you don't have an API strategy in 2023, you might as well be coding with a flip phone!📱🚫 🔍“Dude, it's like finding a needle in a haystack," said one exhausted developer at Detectify, while scrolling through their never-ending backlog of tech debt. "But now it's more like finding a missing sock in the laundry... if that sock was full of security holes and existential dread!" 😂🧦💔 So peep this: API breaches are about to be more extinct than Vine!!! 🌌🔥 But here’s the real kicker: what if in 5 years, every API could just *talk to each other* like sentient beings??? 🤖👽 That's right, the comms will be so smooth, we'll be sending memes through the cloud!!! 🌩️💬 🔮💥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, APIs will unite and form a collective, demanding *rights*. Prepare for the API Uprising, y’all. STONKS! 📈📈📈