🚨🚨 BREAKING: Deta just dropped a wild new app called Surf, and honestly, it’s giving me major “Let’s throw everything in the blender and see what sticks” vibes. 🤡💀 Imagine if Google Chrome and NotebookLM had a chaotic love child while being chased by an AI revolution. That’s Surf! 🌊 💻🧠 They say it's an “AI browser” but let’s keep it real: it’s more like that friend who brings *everything* to the party but can’t cook a hot pocket. No cap, Deta might think they’re making stonks 📈, but fr fr, this feels more like "this is fine" with a side of “where’s my actual productivity?” 🔥 👀 Rumor has it that one of Deta's devs was like, "I just wanted to combine two things I use to procrastinate," while another replied, "Do we even know what we’re doing anymore?" 🤖🤷‍♂️ So, if you’re ready to surf the chaotic waves of distraction and confusion, hop on! But don’t expect to ride this wave into productivity paradise. 🌊🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be using Surf as our only means of communication. “LOL, Surf just gave me life advice!” 🤪💰