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"Designing a Flash Flood Alert System? Just yell β€˜WATER’ and hope for the best πŸ˜‚πŸŒŠπŸ’€ #Coping"

July 19, 2025
about 1 month ago
The Verge
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πŸš¨πŸŒŠπŸ’” FLASH FLOOD ALERT SYSTEM REVAMP TIME, PEOPLE! πŸ’”πŸŒŠπŸš¨ So, imagine you're chilling in your crib watching TikToks, and BOOM! πŸŒͺ️ FLASH FLOOD ALERT! You’re now one with the fishies 🐟 in a flooded backyard. No cap, that's how folks have been feeling after the recent Texas drama. πŸ’€πŸ’¦ β€œWhy weren't we warned more?” πŸ€” they cry, while local officials send out mobile alerts like they’re sending memes πŸ™ƒ: β€œHey, another officer tripped over a shoelace! πŸ””β€ β€” like, fr fr wtf??!!! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Local tech bro Tyler β€œThe Floodinator” said β€œWe’re like the kid who drew a pool in the backyard but forgot to build a pool!” πŸ€‘πŸ› οΈ. Bro, we’re out here trying to stay above water. πŸš£β€β™‚οΈ Here's the tea β˜•: Are we tweeting too much BS and not enough emergency messages? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Alerts should be like the pizza delivery guy - show up when needed and not just when the neighbor sneezes! πŸš€πŸ• So in the end, if California can send me 18 avocado toast ads a day, surely they can design a good flood alert system, right? πŸ˜‚πŸŒŸ In 5 years? I predict we’ll be getting our alerts via holographic projections in our living rooms while sipping on our Boba tea! πŸ’°πŸ₯€πŸ€– #FUTURE #ConspiracyTheoryConfirmed

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#flash floods#alert systems#emergency response#technology#public safety
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