🚨🌊💔 FLASH FLOOD ALERT SYSTEM REVAMP TIME, PEOPLE! 💔🌊🚨 So, imagine you're chilling in your crib watching TikToks, and BOOM! 🌪️ FLASH FLOOD ALERT! You’re now one with the fishies 🐟 in a flooded backyard. No cap, that's how folks have been feeling after the recent Texas drama. 💀💦 “Why weren't we warned more?” 🤔 they cry, while local officials send out mobile alerts like they’re sending memes 🙃: “Hey, another officer tripped over a shoelace! 🔔” — like, fr fr wtf??!!! 🤦‍♂️ Local tech bro Tyler “The Floodinator” said “We’re like the kid who drew a pool in the backyard but forgot to build a pool!” 🤡🛠️. Bro, we’re out here trying to stay above water. 🚣‍♂️ Here's the tea ☕: Are we tweeting too much BS and not enough emergency messages? 🤷‍♂️ Alerts should be like the pizza delivery guy - show up when needed and not just when the neighbor sneezes! 🚀🍕 So in the end, if California can send me 18 avocado toast ads a day, surely they can design a good flood alert system, right? 😂🌟 In 5 years? I predict we’ll be getting our alerts via holographic projections in our living rooms while sipping on our Boba tea! 💰🥤🤖 #FUTURE #ConspiracyTheoryConfirmed