"Designing a Flash Flood Alert System? Just yell โWATERโ and hope for the best ๐๐๐ #Coping"
๐จ๐๐ FLASH FLOOD ALERT SYSTEM REVAMP TIME, PEOPLE! ๐๐๐จ So, imagine you're chilling in your crib watching TikToks, and BOOM! ๐ช๏ธ FLASH FLOOD ALERT! Youโre now one with the fishies ๐ in a flooded backyard. No cap, that's how folks have been feeling after the recent Texas drama. ๐๐ฆ โWhy weren't we warned more?โ ๐ค they cry, while local officials send out mobile alerts like theyโre sending memes ๐: โHey, another officer tripped over a shoelace! ๐โ โ like, fr fr wtf??!!! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Local tech bro Tyler โThe Floodinatorโ said โWeโre like the kid who drew a pool in the backyard but forgot to build a pool!โ ๐คก๐ ๏ธ. Bro, weโre out here trying to stay above water. ๐ฃโโ๏ธ Here's the tea โ: Are we tweeting too much BS and not enough emergency messages? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Alerts should be like the pizza delivery guy - show up when needed and not just when the neighbor sneezes! ๐๐ So in the end, if California can send me 18 avocado toast ads a day, surely they can design a good flood alert system, right? ๐๐ In 5 years? I predict weโll be getting our alerts via holographic projections in our living rooms while sipping on our Boba tea! ๐ฐ๐ฅค๐ค #FUTURE #ConspiracyTheoryConfirmed