"Designing a Flash Flood Alert System? Just yell βWATERβ and hope for the best πππ #Coping"
π¨ππ FLASH FLOOD ALERT SYSTEM REVAMP TIME, PEOPLE! πππ¨ So, imagine you're chilling in your crib watching TikToks, and BOOM! πͺοΈ FLASH FLOOD ALERT! Youβre now one with the fishies π in a flooded backyard. No cap, that's how folks have been feeling after the recent Texas drama. ππ¦ βWhy weren't we warned more?β π€ they cry, while local officials send out mobile alerts like theyβre sending memes π: βHey, another officer tripped over a shoelace! πβ β like, fr fr wtf??!!! π€¦ββοΈ Local tech bro Tyler βThe Floodinatorβ said βWeβre like the kid who drew a pool in the backyard but forgot to build a pool!β π€‘π οΈ. Bro, weβre out here trying to stay above water. π£ββοΈ Here's the tea β: Are we tweeting too much BS and not enough emergency messages? π€·ββοΈ Alerts should be like the pizza delivery guy - show up when needed and not just when the neighbor sneezes! ππ So in the end, if California can send me 18 avocado toast ads a day, surely they can design a good flood alert system, right? ππ In 5 years? I predict weβll be getting our alerts via holographic projections in our living rooms while sipping on our Boba tea! π°π₯€π€ #FUTURE #ConspiracyTheoryConfirmed