🚨🍏🍿 Hold onto your AirPods, fam, 'cause Apple is dropping more drama than a high school prom! 🌃💥 Get ready for “Highest 2 Lowest” — a NYC crime thriller starring Denzel Washington! 👀📈💰 I mean, can we just take a moment to appreciate Apple TV+ flexing like they’re trying to compete with Netflix? 🤔💀 It's like Drake pointing at Denzel saying, “This is the real deal!" while crying in the background 'cause they found out their streaming service still isn't as lit as TikTok. 😭🔥 Leaked quotes from the dev team say: “We just threw Denzel in a blender with the plot of every Scorsese film, but it’s fine, we’re still shipping it. 🚀” Like, fr fr, you can't just toss Denzel into a crime drama and expect award-winning magic without some CGI magician wands. 🎩✨ Meanwhile, Netflix is over there like “Stonks!” 📈 while attempting to revive the cast of Friends for another reunion. God help us all. And here’s your unhinged prediction: By 2025, Apple will LEAK a virtual reality movie starring Denzel as a holographic crime boss, and you’ll have to wear VR goggles to binge it while sipping kale smoothies. WHERE HAVE WE GONE?! 🍵🤖!! Get ready. This is gonna be CHAOS! 🔥🎬✨