🔥🚫🇩🇰 Denmark’s got the drama! 🚫🔥 So, peep this: Denmark, the land of LEGOs, pastries, and probably the happiest people on Earth, is flexing HARD 💪💥! They’re about to slap a BAN on social media for anyone under 15! Y’all heard that right! 👶💻 *NO TIKTOK FOR YOU!* 😱🤬 Leaked convo from a Danish government official: “We’re looking out for the youth, but let’s be real, they’re just vibing in Roblox anyway. What do we do? 🤔” Parental consent for ages 13-15? Bruh, that’s like saying, “You can’t have candy, but only if your mom says it’s okay” 🍭📅 #Cringe Meanwhile, the teens are like, “*This is fine*” while scrolling on *their secret accounts* 😂🙈. Imagine a world where 14-year-olds are just chillin’, reading books instead of flexing their dance moves! 📚✨ Stonks for mental health, fr fr! But wait—sources say the real reason is just to prevent underage influencers with *cursed* TikToks blowing up! Can we PLEASE stop the chaos? 🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In the next 5 years, Denmark will have a black market for TikToks, with parents trading content like it's Pokémon cards! “I’ll give you 10 likes for that dance video, no cap!” 💸💥 Get ready to seethe, stoners 😏! Share this chaos!