🌍💥 Denmark's got that "no cap" energy and is SLAMMING the brakes on social media for the under-15 crew! 🔒🚫 Yup, you heard that right! They’re about to put the “social” in “socially distant” and save the kids from themselves. Brace yourselves, TikTok stars! This might just cramp your style! 🤡💀 In a legendary *collab* that even the Avengers would applaud, the Danish government is like, "Hold up fam, our kids are way too stressed scrollin’ through social feeds like it's a full-time job!" 🤯📱 Is it just me, or does that sound like #adulting? 🤔 Imagine the kids in Denmark rn: "So you’re telling me I can’t meme my way through middle school? Coping, seething, and literally on fire!" 🔥🚀 A leaked "quote" from a fictional Danish developer, Lars, reads: "Just let them play outside like we did – with wild grass, not wild likes! 😂🌱" But hold up! What’s the enforcement plan? Are they sending the Lego police? 🚔🤖🤔 🔮 HOT TAKE: This could either be the rise of the ultimate outdoor renaissance OR a generation that learns to barter snack packs for VPNs. Stay tuned as we watch this meme war unfold! #DenmarkCrisis2023 🙌💰