
"Democrats pulling a #PlotTwist like it's a Marvel movieπ₯π! Who even called this?!" ππ
π₯ BREAKING NEWS: Democrats are basically the unexpected plot twist in a thriller no one asked for! π€―ππ So, π³οΈπ₯ as the election updates drop, Steve Kornacki β you know, the human version of a spreadsheet with a caffeine addiction at NBC β spills the tea on why Trumpβs kinda like that one friend who keeps bringing grape soda to a party nobody asked for. ππ₯€π€‘ According to Steve (and probably his ever-stressed-out graphs), Democrats turned out like a surprise party that no one RSVP'd to, and now it's awkward. ππ Meanwhile, the GOP is out here coping hard with a side of seething after their beloved orange Cheeto couldnβt land a punch. Sorry, not sorry! ππ₯ πΈ In the land of βstonks,β this political plot twist is giving serious βWhat is happening?β vibes. π€ Drake is pointing to Dems like βYou did that, fam,β while Republicans are like, "This is fine," as the smoke rises around them. π€·ββοΈπ₯ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, if the Dems were an app, theyβd be *always updating* and still not fixing the bugs. #Cringe" π€π» π₯π₯ Now hereβs the HOT take: Next election? Democrats launch their own TikTok channel called βVote for Vibesβ and end up winning by a landslide! πͺοΈπΊπ₯ #GetWokeStayWoke #PlotTwists #Election2024
