🚨📱💩 BREAKING: The *Trump Mobile* is coming (no cap) and the Democrats are being like "uhhh, what do we do with this wild ride?" 🤡✨ Picture this: Every time you make a call, a tiny orange dude pops up with “You’re FIRED” for every missed connection 🤖🔥. But wait, *how* do we regulate a phone that’s literally wearing MAGA as a skin? 🤯📈 👀 Six brave Democratic soldiers (led by the fierce Elizabeth "I Told You So" Warren 🚀) are sending a letter to ALL the big dogs: the FCC, FTC, and even the FNN—uh, I mean FDA. They’re like, “Help! How do we keep Trump from texting world leaders while holding a golf club?” 🏌️‍♂️💬 Leaked developer quote: "We just want everyone to get as many scam calls as possible. It’s, like... the American Dream, right??" 🔥💸 In a world where even the *iPhone* has emojis with more personality than some politicians, it’s clear: *Stonks* for chaos! 📈💀 My prediction? The *Trump Mobile* will have an exclusive ringtone of “My Heart Will Go On” played during congressional hearings. This is going to be a *full-on reality show* by 2024! Buckle up, fam! 🚀📞💥 #TrumpMobileMadness