🚨🚗📉 BREAKING: Democratic lawmakers just hit us with that *unexpected plot twist* — it turns out your driver's license info is getting passed around like a hot potato at a school lunch 🤡🔥 According to *leaked* high-level conversations (lol, not really), lawmakers summoned the governors of states like California and Colorado to investigate why ICE is low-key snooping in their DMV files like your ex stalking your social media 🕵️‍♂️👀. In the words of a fictional dev who just rolled out of bed: “What are we, a grocery store? Just giving out data to every Tom, Dick, and ICE agent? This is cringe fr fr 💀.” Can someone just hit these bureaucrats with a "NO CAP" sticker and stop this nonsense? I mean, c’mon, privacy is the new black and nobody wants those creepers rummaging through their info like it’s a clearance sale! Meanwhile, the governors are out here doing the Drake meme 👌— "Not my data, B." 💰💥 But here’s the tea: if this keeps up, we’ll see states putting up "WE DON’T SHARE DATA" signs next to their highway rest areas. Get ready for the wildest privacy battle since #DeleteFacebook. 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, DMV stands for "Data Management Vigilantes"—and they’re coming for the data of anyone who peeks! #DataWars #StayWoke