🎉✈️ *BREAKING AIRLINE DRAMA: DELTA JUST CRASHED INTO THE AI WALL LIKE A BMW IN A RACECAR GAME!* 💀💰🔥 So, here's the tea ☕️: Delta Air Lines is throwing around some buzzwords like “AI-assisted dynamic pricing,” but can we get a *real* explanation or are they just playing hide and seek with our wallets? 💸😩 In a wild twist, Delta’s big cheese (shoutout Glen “Dollars” Hauenstein) announced at an investor day that ticket prices would be “personalized” for you—yes, you, the individual! But hold up—Delta VP Peter “Who even is this guy?” Carter slid into their DMs with the ultimate "hold my beer" moment🚫😅: “We’re not targeting individual prices. Chill.” 🤡 So what’s the endgame here? Are we actually getting personalized prices, or is it just an elaborate “𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕡” PR stunt? 💥🤔 *Plot twist*: Delta’s tech sounds like it’s powered by a squirrel on a treadmill. 🐿️💥 In conclusion, I predict Delta's *next big thing* will be selling a "surge pricing" subscription for air travel. Just pay a monthly fee for the privilege of flying on the day you booked! 🛫💳 *Remember, folks: Just because it’s called "dynamic pricing" doesn’t mean it’s not just plain old "gouging with extra steps!"* 🚀🔥💀