💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Delta's new AI is *literally* the Eye of Sauron for flight prices!! 👀💸 In a shocking twist worthy of an episode of *Black Mirror*, Delta Airlines is unleashing a soulless AI to jack up prices based on your personal data, and apparently, the sky ain't the limit—your wallet is!! 😱🤖💰 Lawmakers are not vibing with this shenanigans and have dropped the STOP AI PRICE GOUGING AND WAGE FIXING ACT because *obviously* we all deserve the right to fly without feeling like we're handing our life savings to a corporate overlord. 🚫✈️ Rep. Greg Casar dropped the mic (probably) saying, "Do we really want to be surveilled like we’re in a dystopian novel??" 📖🔥 Meanwhile, Rashida Tlaib is seething like a boiled potato, shouting, "We won’t stand for this AI nonsense!" 🔥💀 But let’s be real, Delta is riding that stonks wave like “Get rich or die tryin'” with their AI surveillance like it ain't no thang! 💸💔 This is fine, right? Lol. **🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT!!🔥** In the year 2043, airlines will be charging you for breathing oxygen in the terminal. "Do you want to breathe? That’ll be $29.99, please!" 🤡💀✨ #InflationMeme2024