Delta's about to turn fares into a Tinder swipe game ๐๐โ20% AI vibes by 2025, no cap! ๐ค๐ฅ๐ #DynamicPricing
๐จโ๏ธ BREAKING DELTA NEWS: Theyโre about to flex on us all hardcore with their pricing! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Delta is revving up to let AI decide your plane ticket prices by 2025โ20% of fares are gonna get the *individual treatment* ๐ฑ, going from a measly 3% like โwho even cares?โ to โSURPRISE! Pay up for that last-minute trip!โ ๐๐ค Imagine sinking your wallet into a black hole of personalized pricing! One minute you're like ๐, โThis ticketโs a steal!โ and the next you're crying on the floor because AI said your route is โlimited editionโ and now costs more than your car. ๐๐ *Hella cringe*. **Developer Quote (totally real):** "AI is like that friend who always manages to uplevel a party... until it's YOUR party and you realize they just invited ALL the influencers with tiny waistlines and deep pockets." ๐คก But wait, whatโs next? *BREAKING NEWS*!!! Deltaโs gonna shift ALL prices to this broken AI-fueled dystopia by 2025. ๐ This is fine. ๐คก๐ธ ๐ฎ Prediction ๐ฎ: By 2030, flying will involve haggling with an AI chatbot whoโs basically a stand-up comic: โYou want to fly? How about 3 NFTs, 4 subscriptions, and your firstborn?!โ ๐ณ๐ฅ Fr fr, at this rate, weโll just teleport by thenโif they can price that too!! ๐ตโ๐ซโ๏ธโจ #DeltaStonks #FlightOrFight