🚨✈️ BREAKING DELTA NEWS: They’re about to flex on us all hardcore with their pricing! 💰🔥 Delta is revving up to let AI decide your plane ticket prices by 2025—20% of fares are gonna get the *individual treatment* 😱, going from a measly 3% like “who even cares?” to “SURPRISE! Pay up for that last-minute trip!” 😂🤖 Imagine sinking your wallet into a black hole of personalized pricing! One minute you're like 😌, “This ticket’s a steal!” and the next you're crying on the floor because AI said your route is “limited edition” and now costs more than your car. 💀💔 *Hella cringe*. **Developer Quote (totally real):** "AI is like that friend who always manages to uplevel a party... until it's YOUR party and you realize they just invited ALL the influencers with tiny waistlines and deep pockets." 🤡 But wait, what’s next? *BREAKING NEWS*!!! Delta’s gonna shift ALL prices to this broken AI-fueled dystopia by 2025. 🌌 This is fine. 🤡💸 🔮 Prediction 🔮: By 2030, flying will involve haggling with an AI chatbot who’s basically a stand-up comic: “You want to fly? How about 3 NFTs, 4 subscriptions, and your firstborn?!” 😳🔥 Fr fr, at this rate, we’ll just teleport by then—if they can price that too!! 😵‍💫✈️✨ #DeltaStonks #FlightOrFight