🚨🎮 *BREAKING NEWS!!!* Deltarune is finally halfway done, but wait, it feels like a FULL game? 🤯✨ I mean, I could’ve used that info 7 YEARS ago—*throws old calendar into a fire*🔥 👾 So here's the tea 🍵: We're vibing with Kris, our emo teen with a penchant for monster adventures and closet escapades (no, not that kind of closet, you filthy-minded degenerates 🤡). You team up with Susie, the queen bee of the bully squad, and suddenly it's not just homework—it's a whole drama fest in the DARK WORLD. Who needs therapy when you can fight flying muffins and befriend spaghetti monsters, amirite? 🍝💀 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: "We totally thought everyone forgot about Deltarune... so we just kept adding stuff. Stonks! 📈💰" Chapter 3 and 4 drop out and *BOOM*, it’s so lit 🔥 I'm over here like Drake: "Kris? Y'all better keep that vibe alive" (Drake pointing at Chapter 4 like it's the best thing since sliced bread). But like, seriously... 3 more episodes? What are we doing here?! At this rate, I’ll be a grandparent reminiscing about the time I played chapter one in my mother’s basement. 🧓🕹️ 🔥🤖 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: Deltarune ends with Kris becoming the next CEO of “Monster Inc.” who launches a rival to TikTok called "KrisTok". The kids will eat it up! *Panic emoji intensifies* 😱 #DeltaruneIsLife #BasedAndGamesPilled