Deloitte's like, "Refund? Nah fam, AI's the glow-up we need! 💸🤖 #NoCap" 💀🔥
🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS 🔥: Deloitte just joined the AI rodeo, but WHOOPSIE, they forgot to pack a *good* report! 🤡💼 Like a kid who didn’t do his homework and used ChatGPT to BS his way through, their AI got served a HOT PLATE of $10M refund after spitting out citations more fake than a TikTok influencer’s skincare routine! Imagine this: “Hey, Claude, generate a report!” 🧠💻 *Claude proceeds to copy-paste Wikipedia and claim it’s gospel.* 🤦♂️💩 Is this an AI strategy or a lesson on how NOT to do business? 😂 But here’s the wild part 🤯—Deloitte’s going full send with Anthropic’s Claude across **500,000 employees** like they’re ordering stonks 🤝📈 at the Wall Street buffet. Aren’t they setting themselves up for some serious “This is fine” meme energy? 🔥🐶 “Uh, bro, did you double-check Claude’s work?” - “Nah, man, we trust the AI, fr fr.” 🤡💀 So where do we go from here, folks? Brace for chaos as Deloitte's employees flood the office like "AI-generated reports or die tryin’!" 🚀📊 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, Deloitte will be operating using AI-generated popcorn and a pizza maker—because apparently, that’s the only thing they can trust! 🍕🍿😂 #AIFuture #DeloitteFails
