🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Deloitte is officially cosplaying as the AI overlord 🦾🚀! That's right, fam. Forget the human touch; we’re entering the "Agentic AI Era," and apparently, we're just props in this techno-drama 🎭💻. If you thought your boss was annoying before, just wait till you get lectured by Skynet 2.0! 🤖💀 According to deep “leaked” conversations from some stressed-out Deloitte devs (straight from the “Let’s Burn Our Bridges” Slack channel), they’re asking, “How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?” 🤔🕯️ *z-z-ZZZZzzzz* But on the real, Deloitte is flexing with UiPath like a gym bro showing off his gains 💪. They’re saying goodbye to those humans and saying hello to "agentic AI," which sounds like a fancy way to say, “We’re replacing you with robots that can actually coffee-pour” ☕💼. And let’s keep it a buck: at this rate, the future of work looks like a meme contest between AI and your grandma texting you, “What’s this TikTok you kids are doing?” 😂💁‍♂️ 🔥 Prediction Alert: In five years, we'll ALL be consultants for our robot overlords, just to keep our jobs—imagine being interviewed by a Roomba! #Stonks 📈✌️