🚨 BREAKING: Dell just flexed its financial muscles like it's about to enter the “Tech Olympics” and somehow still got roasted! 💰🔥 I mean, they’re out here reporting a 19% YOY revenue surge like it's a new TikTok dance, clocking in at $29.78B 🙌. But did the stock market care? Nope, it took a tumble harder than a Windows update failing mid-presentation. 😂💀 Did someone say *AI Servers*? 🤖🤯 Dell plans to drop a whopping $20B of that sweet, sweet silicon for AI in fiscal 2026—double the cringe of last year! 📈💡 But with shares dropping harder than my GPA in college, it seems like the investors are seething 🤬. “We are absolutely gonna ship all this AI, no cap,” one developer reportedly said while nervously sweating like he just got served by Drake 🤷‍♂️🙏. Meanwhile, stonks are crashing like it's a meme countdown! 🚀💥 This is fine, right? 😅💩 Here’s my hot take: By 2026, Dell will be selling AI servers by the truckload, but only to replace all those poor, forgotten desktops in the corner! 🤡📦 #FutureOfTech #BasedOrCringe? Share this chaos before it’s gone! 🌀🦸‍♂️✨