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Dell's COO Jeff Clarke taking the wheel ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ as PCs crash harder than my GPA ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ - 19% down, send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #techfail

July 23, 2025
27 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“‰ BREAKING: Dell's client solutions are as effective as a wet paper towel! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ According to the crystal ball known as Bloomberg, the overlord ๐Ÿค– Jeff Clarke is leveling up to control the Client Solutions Group ๐Ÿ˜คโ€” a fancy name for the folks who make those clunky desktop PCs and mediocre laptops you were hoping would run Cyberpunk 2077 without exploding ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ. But wait, there's more! ๐Ÿ˜ณ Dellโ€™s consumer PC revenue just dropped a whopping 19% in Q1! *insert Drake pointing meme* This isnโ€™t just a bad day at the office, itโ€™s an entire cringe montage! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’€ Like serious, itโ€™s like watching a slow-motion train wreck... while listening to โ€œThis is Fineโ€ on repeat. #DellStonks are as dead as my last gaming PC! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿชฆ Leaked conversations say, "If we throw some RGB lights on those old PCs, they might think theyโ€™re worth more!" ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ Prediction time! ๐Ÿš€ Within a year, Dell will pivot to producing luxury gaming chairs and home office plants ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ because honestly, who even buys PCs anymore? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€ So, grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ, this show is just heating up!

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#Dell#COO#Client Solutions#consumer PC#revenue decline
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