🚨📉 BREAKING: Dell's client solutions are as effective as a wet paper towel! 😱💦 According to the crystal ball known as Bloomberg, the overlord 🤖 Jeff Clarke is leveling up to control the Client Solutions Group 😤— a fancy name for the folks who make those clunky desktop PCs and mediocre laptops you were hoping would run Cyberpunk 2077 without exploding 🔥💣. But wait, there's more! 😳 Dell’s consumer PC revenue just dropped a whopping 19% in Q1! *insert Drake pointing meme* This isn’t just a bad day at the office, it’s an entire cringe montage! 😩💀 Like serious, it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck... while listening to “This is Fine” on repeat. #DellStonks are as dead as my last gaming PC! 💰🪦 Leaked conversations say, "If we throw some RGB lights on those old PCs, they might think they’re worth more!" 🎮💡🔥😭 Prediction time! 🚀 Within a year, Dell will pivot to producing luxury gaming chairs and home office plants 🌱💰 because honestly, who even buys PCs anymore? 🤯💀 So, grab your popcorn 🍿, this show is just heating up!