🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Dell is apparently trying to raise its vibe and join the AI rave party! 🎉🥳 Like, bro, they’ve assigned a marketing intern to sprinkle some AI glitter on their dusty old servers. 💾✨ But let’s be real: when your flagship product is about as exciting as a cardboard box 📦, you know you’re in dire straits! 🤡 *Internal leak* from a Dell Developer: “We’re throwing AI in everything—even the coffee machine. It’s still broken, but at least it can predict your coffee anxiety!” ☕️💀 Meanwhile, Alex Barretto (the dude in the pic) is watching the competition like Drake in that meme, screaming, “You think AI is going to save you? 🤔🚀” Spoiler: it’s not! Supply chain? More like a chaotic train wreck! 🚂💥 How are you gonna transition legacy tech while trying to act like the cool kids? News flash: nobody wants to buy a desktop PC in 2024, fam. Go outside! 🌍✌️ 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: Dell will merge with Blockbuster to produce AI-generated VHS tapes set in 2099—featuring a battle between 5G robots and Zuck’s metaverse! 🤖📼💰💀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine