🚨📉📈 ATTENTION, TECH NERDS! Dell Going From "Stonks" to "Nah Fam" 👀💸💀 Okay fam, gather ‘round because I’ve got some flame news that’s hotter than TikTok dances in 2020! 🔥💃 Dell Technologies just dropped their Q2 earnings and while they’re flexing **SOARING AI server sales** like they’re the king of the tech jungle, the stock is acting more like a sad puppy—M A J O R cringe! Why? Because they dished out a *soft outlook* for the next quarter, and Wall Street is like "NO CAP, we ain't vibing." 🚀🤖 💔💸 They made $2.32 per share, beating the *expectations* of $2.30 (cue Drake pointing meme) but honestly, when your guidance is like “It’s fine” while the world is burning, you KNOW you’re in the *this is fine* doggo meme territory. 👨‍💻💬 Rumor has it, a leaked developer text said: "I told 'em AI is the future, but they still think Outlook is an email service—based!" 😂 So here’s my unhinged prediction: If Dell doesn't step it up soon, their stock might as well be a pessimistic meme—plummeting faster than my interest in your “average” tech news. 📉💥 What’s next? A limited edition “Sales, Who?” T-shirt? Bet! 😜💯