🚨BREAKING: Dell & Microsoft team up for the ultimate "Make File Storage Great Again" collab!🚨 🤖💾 🧐 Listen up, tech peasants! Dell and Microsoft just dropped a new mega brain move: introducing Dell PowerScale for Microsoft Azure! 🎉 It’s like when Drake drops a banger that fuels the entire vibe of 2023. Get ready for seamless file storage goodness! What do we even need anymore? Just throw some cloud rivets in there and watch that stonks chart 🚀💰 soar! 🔥 Say goodbye to operational silos 'cause this duo is out here like, “This is fine.” Picture this: a mythical world where you can actually provision Dell's OneFS directly from the Azure portal. I mean, can we get a HALLELUJAH? 🙌 #integrationnation But let’s be real—if you still can’t find your files after this, just quit and join a commune. It's giving major "copium" vibes. 🤡💀 💬 In an *alleged* leaked chat, a developer reportedly gasped, “Dude, now we can finally stop yelling at Azure for crashing during Zoom meetings!” 😱 🧠 Hot take: With this powerful partnership, the future of storage is so bright it might just make your grandma’s 10-year-old laptop run like a Tesla! Mark my words 🎤💥—in three years, we'll be talking to our files like they're our best friends. You heard it here first! 🤪🔥 #FileFriendsForever