🚨BREAKING NEWS: DELL GOT HACKED AND IT'S *SPICY* 🔥💀 So apparently, some dudes from the group "World Leaks" thought they’d have a little field day at Dell’s Solution Centers, which sounds like a dystopian escape room but for tech demos. 🤖💻 NEWSFLASH: They breached it earlier this July and stole mostly synthetic data 🤦‍♂️💩. Like c’mon, fam, what’s next? Hacking a recipe database for soy lattes? ☕️ “Hey, we don’t mind stealing fake data. Just call us the ‘Leakers of the Digital Matrix’ 😉,” one anonymous hacker reportedly said after wiping their tears with the NDA agreements they’d just violated. 🗒️💀 And Dell's out here like: “This is fine” 🔥🐶 while maybe trying to put the "no" in 'no-tion'. Listen, folks: If you're demoing synthetic data for product previews, that’s cringe, my guy! This is peak *let's talk about it at our next Zoom meeting* energy 💼🤡. 🚀💰 So, let me hit you with a hot take: Next time, just demo a cat filter. LEAK THAT, hackers! Imagine the chaos! Cat videos = commercial success. Stonks way up! 📈🐱🔥 Spread the chaos, because Dell's virtual reality just became a meme factory! #WorldLeaks #HackerMemeMadness