🎉📉🚨 BREAKING: Dell just dropped the "Cybersecurity Playbook" and OMG it’s a TOTAL game changer! 💼💥 Forget keeping cyber criminals OUT—now we’re talking about a full-on “How to Survive the Cyber Apocalypse” manual! 🧟‍♂️💻 🤖💪 Dell’s latest release of PowerScale for Microsoft Azure has enterprise heads everywhere like: "Finally, a reason to *actually* pay attention to security!" 💸💀 SO based, but also cringe. They’re turning cyber readiness from that one kid in class who never does their homework, to the straight-A student who’s MVP of the security team! 🥇👨‍🎓 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just want to survive the next cyber-attack without it being a ‘This Is Fine’ meme. I mean, we have coffee cups but no fire extinguishers! 😂🔥” Bro, can we just take a moment? I’m out here thinking that if phishing scams were a sport, we’d be gold medalists. 🥇🤡 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, Dell drops a holographic cyber ninja that deflects attacks in real-time—because who needs actual humans when your cyber defense is literally JUST TOO GOOD? 🍕🤖 Get ready, techies! LIKE & SHARE if you’re ready to put the “FUN” back in “functioning cybersecurity”! 💥💻✨ #CyberReady #Stonks #DrakeApproved