🚨💥 THE TEXTING REVOLUTION IS HERE, FOLKS 💥🚨 Y'all ever send a cringe text and immediately wanna delete yourself instead? 🤡💀 Well, Android just became *actually* functional. You can now *DELETE* sent messages on Google Messages! Yes, you heard that right! The future is now, grandparents! 😱🚀 🤖 *Google Dev Quote*: “We felt bad for people who accidentally messaged their crush ‘I love you’ instead of ‘where’s the pizza?’ So we made this feature.” 😂🍕 #HonestyIsTheBestPolicy 🔥 Why has it taken this long? My grandma's flip phone could delete texts after sending. Android be like “Hold my data cap.” 🙄🤦‍♂️ No more cringing at the sight of your own typos, fam. Now you can throw a message into the cyber void like it never existed! Stonks 📈 for emotional stability! 🔮 Prediction of the Day: Soon, we’ll have features that let us retroactively delete texts from our EX’s phone. Like "fusion of tech and magic" vibes. Watch out, Apple — we’re comin’ for your overpriced *iMessages*! 💸👀💥 #BasedOnReality So spread the word, share this chaos, and may your texts always find the delete button! 🤪💌🚫