🎉💸 **BREAKING: Apple Releases $230 iPhone SOCK, and It's More Overpriced Than Your Rent!** 💸🎉 🚀 Remember when Apple dropped the *"must-have"* Steve Jobs mockneck? Well now they're back at it with the iPhone Pocket, aka the most bougie sock you ever didn’t ask for! 🤡💀 It’s not just a sock tho, fam—it's a **lifestyle**!! Just imagine strutting around with a *literal knee-high pocket for your iPhone* like a fashion icon but also the neighbor’s misunderstood cat. 😼✨ Developers are losing it! One tech dude was overheard saying, "I'm investing in this masterpiece! It's like a stonk, but for my foot!" 😂📈 While another, clearly in cope mode, muttered, “This is fine,” as they watched their wallet evaporate. 💸🔥 Drake's like: “Get *this* sock or you're just basic” while Elon watches, preparing to launch his own line of space socks for a cool grand 💰🚀. PSA to all Gucci knock-offs: the future is here, it’s *sock-in-your-pocket* chic, and it's made for those ready to seethe over paying rent vs. sock funds. 🔥👀 **Prediction time:** In three months, tech influencers will be doing TikTok dances in front of their iPhone socks. *Mark my words*, this is going to be the *next air fryer* but for your feet! 🧦✨