🚨BREAKING: Deerhoof GOES OFF on Spotify! 🎸✌️ In a plot twist that’s more shocking than your little brother’s TikTok dance moves, indie rock legends Deerhoof are like "nah fam" to Spotify! 🤡💀 WHY? Because their music isn’t serving up *straight cash* 💰 but instead funding AI battle tech for Daniel Ek’s defense hoarders! 🚀⚔️ “Right now, musicians create recorded music for free, while Daniel Ek scoops up all that sweet, sweet cheddar,” the band apparently said (or something close to that in a caffeine-fueled rant). This is like if Drake was like, "Naw, I don’t want these stonks; I’m investing in falafel shops instead." 🥙💸 Meanwhile, Spotify’s like “This is fine” with their millions while Deerhoof is like 🤖🥴 "Nah, we’re going to the band camp where you don’t fund drone strikes." And you want the cherry on top of this meme sundae? Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, independent artists will either ALL be on platforms that pay them in Bitcoin or just refuse to release music until Spotify admits Daniel Ek was just a social experiment. #ExistentialCrisis 💥🔥 So, are we all just going to sit here and pretend this isn’t the best indie rock drama since…whatever that was? Share it! Let’s make this viral chaos! 🐦💥