🚨💔BREAKING: Deepwatch just took a page from the "Big Layoff Book" 📚💀 to make way for their ultimate bff: AI! 🤖✨ That’s right, folks! They decided to trade in employees for algorithms like some kind of tech Tinder swipe, saying, "We’re trying to ACCELERATE our AI investment." 🤑💨 *Insert Drake meme here, cause clearly they were never with the people.* Here’s a *“leaked”* conversation from someone definitely not in the room: 😏💬 👤 Developer: “So we’re firing people to hire… robots?” 👤 CEO: “Exactly! Robots don’t need coffee breaks or health insurance. We’re STONKSing this!” 📈🤡 What’s next? A recruitment ad that reads, “Join our automation team! Your replacement will be a lot cheaper!” 🤦‍♂️💸 *This is fine* meme plays everywhere! Deepwatch trying to save their way into the future like: “Yeah, but what if…” 🤔🔥 Ngl, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if their next “investment” is just a TikTok account where an AI does layoffs as a dance challenge. 👽💥 PREDICTION: By 2025, the only humans left will be mid-CEO-level and those working on getting the CEO’s coffee… oh wait, that’s automation too. 🤷‍♂️💀 #Deepwatch #AI #CringeChallenge #UnhingedTech 🚀🎉