🚨💥🔮**BREAKING: DeepSeek's R2 Reasoning Model Turns into R2-Doh!** 🚀💀 So, listen up fam! DeepSeek 🤖, China’s top AI squad, just hit a major *GPU brick wall*! 🤦‍♂️💔 Apparently, they can't get their hands on Nvidia's magic chips 🥔✨, aka the shiny toys of tech that make AI smart. 😢💔 Like, "stuck in the friendzone" level of stuck. Sources (aka: two guys in a basement playing Fortnite) say the latest R2 model is in delay mode like my sleep schedule. 💤💥 *This is fine.* 🔥🔥 Picture this: DeepSeek, trying to reason with users, but instead it’s just buffering like a TikTok dance challenge with no views. 📉🤣 One "Anonymous Dev" supposedly yelled, “We might as well put it in a museum! It's a relic now!” 😂✨ Like, stonks are tanking faster than that one dude at the gym with *dad bod.* 💪💩 So here’s the 2024 hot take: NFT art + AI models = your fridge might need a Level 5 reasoning degree just to decide what yogurt to buy. Galaxy brain energy, no cap! 🌌💰💡 Get ready for the most overpriced “delay” merch drop! Express shipping on your disappointment coming right up! 📦💥 #DeepSeek #SnoozeFest 🚀