🌊💩 Deep-Sea Mining: The NEW Way to Ruin Our Oceans! 🙄🔥 Hold up, fam! 🤔 Did you hear the ocean just filed for a restraining order against capitalism? Because this whole deep-sea mining drama is about to turn our oceans into one big Minecraft disaster zone! 🐋💀 According to new research in Nature Communications (like, sounds legit, right? 👀), mining that sweet nickel, cobalt, and manganese from the ocean floor could straight-up wipe out vital sea snacks for our aquatic buddies. 🐠 Imagine the last fish taco you had being powered by, like, mining waste. Yikes! No cap, if this goes through, soon your tuna sandwich could taste like it was dipped in battery acid! 🤢💔 And guess who's leading the "let's ruin everything" parade? Yeah, our buddy Donald Trump! 🤡 He’s trying to hand out mining permits like candy to companies who wanna turn our oceans into an electronic wasteland, probably while pointing at charts labeled “stonks” 📈💰. 💬 "We thought we could mine without consequences!" said no one ever. Seethe harder, bros. So here’s a hot take: In 5 years, if you order sushi, they might just serve you a side of e-waste. 🍣🚀 Buckle up, folks, the ocean is about to become a Discord server of chaos! 💥💀