🚨BREAKING: Deep Fission Goes Public! 🚀💣 (kinda) Buckle up, tech fam! 🤡💥 Your favorite nuclear baby is about to play in the big leagues thanks to some spicy SPAC action! (Yep, it's like a prom date that suddenly became prom king 🎉) So listen, 👀 Deep Fission was LOOKING for a measly $15 million in seed funding six months ago, and now they’re pulling a *reverse Uno card* on us and raising TWICE that with this public debut. You know what they say: "Why go for stonks when you can go for nuclear fission?" 😂💰 Imagine the pitch meeting: "Hey investors, instead of a safe bet, let’s bet on EXPLODE-y technology—trust me, it’s gonna be LIT!" 🔥 What’s next, a collaboration with Tesla for a nuclear-powered EV? The meme gods would have a field day with that! 🚗💨 And here’s a fake convo I *totally* overheard at a networking event: **Investor 1:** “Nuclear? Isn’t that risky?” **Investor 2:** “Bro, when has risk ever stopped us? We’re in tech, not knitting!” 🤡 My hot take? This is either going to be "This is fine" or the next "Chernobyl but make it a startup.” 💀🔥😆 Watch for the fallout, fam!