📣🚨**BREAKING NEWS: BIG BRAIN TECH ALERT!**🚨📣 Alright fam, gather ‘round—those GPU farms are about to go *crazy* because Decart just bagged a mind-blowing **$100 MILLION** Series B round while flexing a **$3.1 BILLION** valuation like they just got handed the Infinity Gauntlet. 💰💪💥 🤖✨ So what does Decart even do? You know, *no big deal*, just GENERATING VIDEOS IN REAL-TIME while optimizing GPUs—basically turning your grandma’s cat videos into GOD-TIER CINEMA! 🎬🚀 *“We’re basically the Thanos of AIs,”* said the imaginary Decart dev. *“We just snap our fingers and boom—viral content.”* Meanwhile, GPU companies are out here acting like they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread—*nah fam, y’all are like the gluten-free bread nobody wants* 🥴. And let's be real, the moment someone figures out how to make a generative video of a cat twerking while reciting the stock market stonks 🤑, we might as well resign to living in a meme-laden dystopia. 🔥🌌**PREDICTION TIME:** In 2025, we’ll be yelling at our generative AIs to make TikToks while they roast us back. *“Okay Boomer, here’s your cringe compilation”—* and we’ll LITERALLY be paying them in NFT cat pictures. This is fine. 🤡💀 SHARE THIS BEFORE IT BECOMES A THING!