🚨🤑 ALERT: AI CUSTOMER SERVICE GOBLINS STRIKE AGAIN! 🤖💰 So, Decagon just bagged $131M in cash like it's Black Friday but for venture capitalists 🛒💸 with a valuation of $1.5B. That's right, folks—this ain't your grandma's customer service. This is a full-on AI battalion ready to answer your "where's my refund?" inquiries like a pro! 💪✨ What’s next, a robot that understands your emotional breakdown when your Wi-Fi goes down? 😂💀 Who needs humans when you can throw a billion bucks at virtual minions instead? Drake is pointing at this EPIC investment like, “Y’all really thought customer service needed a pulse?” Insider sources “close” to Decagon (aka my cat 🐱) say they’re aiming to replace all humans with AI because “coffee breaks are for losers.” ☕🔥 But let’s be real—if your customer service AI still can’t understand “HELP ME!” then it’s just a glorified chatbot. 🤡💬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, when your toaster starts arguing with you about your order history, don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🥴👽 #Stonks #Cringe #AIWorldDomination