🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🎉: Death Stranding is about to get *ANIMATED* and NOT in a cringe way! 😱💀 This overshadowed cakewalk of a video game that had you delivering packages across a ghostly wasteland is now getting its own animated film! These are the vibes we didn’t ask for, but the universe delivered 💌. So like, Aaron Guzikowski (the brain behind *Raised by Wolves*) is now spoiling us with *new* stories! 🧙‍♂️ He’s over here like, “Kojima’s world is dark but hopeful” 🙄. Like, buddy, hope is the last thing I’m thinking about while I’m being haunted by baby ghosts in a gigantic bipedal tank!✨💥 Meanwhile, we have an HBO series that nobody asked for and a live-action film by A24 that’s probably going to be more existential crisis than plot. Take my money, but also... what even IS this? 💰😵‍💫 *Leaked quote from a developer*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make a film so we could finally explain why we made you walk 10 miles just to drop off a package. 😅” Next prediction: Netflix is gonna swoop in with a *Death Stranding* themed dating show called “Love Across the Chiral Network.” You heard it here first! 💥🔥🤯 #PrayForFilmIndustry