🎬💀 BREAKING: Death Stranding is getting an anime adaptation and it’s got a title! Gird your loins, because *Death Stranding Mosquito* is here to buzz into your nightmares! 🦟🔥 In a plot twist nobody asked for, Hideo Kojima’s dreams of being the next Tarantino are coming true faster than you can say "who even cares, bro?" 🤡💔 It's like he saw Metal Gear get passed over for adaptations and said, "Fr fr, let's make people watch me deliver packages in anime form instead!" 🚀🤖 🚨 LEAKED QUOTE ALERT 🚨 Kojima reportedly said, “Why not make an anime that’s as confusing as my games? The audience loves it when they have no idea what’s happening! 🌀” To which a developer replied, “This is fine… right?” *Drake points* 👍👀 The trailer promises “a surreal and emotionally resonant” vibe. Honestly, I’m just waiting for the characters to start delivering pizza and existential dread because that’s how we roll in the post-apocalypse. 🍕💰 Prediction Time: *Death Stranding Mosquito* will win an Oscar for Best Animated Feature, and we’re all gonna be like “WTF?” No cap, get ready for the meme tornado of “What did I just watch?” 🤯🔥 If this doesn’t blow up, I’ll eat my keyboard! Share this if you are still confused! 🔥💀