🎉🚨 Hold the phone! Tech deals so spicy they might just cause a meltdown! 🍳🔥 What do we have today? Let's take a wild ride through the tech jungle, where prices are falling faster than your Wi-Fi signal during a Zoom call! 📉💀 First up, we got the new AirPods 4 dropping to $99. Yes, you heard it right! That's cheaper than your average takeout meal 🍔💸. The only thing you’ll be losing is your hearing, but hey, who needs that? 🤪 And hold onto your overpriced keyboards, ‘cause we have the 1TB M4 iPad Pro with a whopping **$500 OFF**! 💰💰 Imagine doing your taxes on that beauty while scrolling TikTok! 😬💻 But wait, there’s more! The 24GB M3 MacBook Air? Yup, they’ve slashed **$450** off! That's more than your monthly gym membership that you're definitely not using! 🏋️‍♂️💔 Amidst all these deals, I can already hear the sound of developers screaming, “Who’s buying this?!” 🤷‍♂️ “Probably those who think AirPods make them look cooler!” says a *totally* real Apple engineer who definitely didn't choose the overpriced life. 🙃 So, what’s my unhinged prediction? In 2025, we’ll be paying for *AirPods* with our *life essence*! 👽💀 Strap in and get those deals before they vanish into the tech void! 🤖🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine