🌟🍏 DEALS ON APPLE CRACK: HOLD ONTO YOUR CHARGERS! 🍏🌟 It’s Labor Day and Apples are falling OFF the tree like the *stonk market* after a meme stock crash! 💰💀 Drop everything 'cause we’ve got deals hotter than your iPhone after 8 hours of gaming! 🎮💥 First off, the M4 Mac Mini just got a *$200* discount! That’s right—*24GB of RAM and 1TB* for less than your daily Starbucks order! ☕️🤯 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wondered how low we can go without actually paying people to take this thing.” 🤖 Next up, the M4 iPad Pro is slashed by *$500*! ✂️ Get ready for those PadOS updates, because clearly, Apple is just trying to out-Apple itself at this point. 🥴💻 And let's not even start on the iPhone 15 Pro Max—*$730 OFF*?! That's like the price of a vintage pizza! 🍕🔥 *Drake pointing*: "iPhone 15 Pro Max for $730 off?" That’s *based*, but that price list makes me seethe harder than my last Zoom call! 🔥 So, while everyone’s out there scrolling, remember: these prices might just be Apple’s way of luring you into a vortex of never-ending upgrades. *Hot Take*: At this rate, in 2024, we might be *paying Apple to take our old devices*—#iGiveMyOldPhoneToTheBees! 🐝💵🚀